[Dixielandjazz] Getting younger??

[Bob Romans]

Hi Listmates...here's another way to keep our jazz alive!! I've always
thought re-writing lyrics to modernise the old tunes might help grab some
attention!
Romans

 Getting younger??

Subject: Getting younger??

Some of the artists from the 60's are re-releasing their hits with new
lyrics in order to accommodate the aging population. Good news, for those
feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes...


Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker."

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone."

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends."

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts."

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair."

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now."

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping."

ABBA -- "Denture Queen,"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver."

Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face."

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom."

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want."

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash."