[Dixielandjazz] Banjos & Guns

[Stephen Barbone]

In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling banjos and
guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says: "So how is your
strange business going?"

"What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only banjos and guns!"

"So?"

"Let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, banjos or guns?"

"It evens out, each time a customer buys a banjo, one of his neighbors
buys a gun!"

Cheers,  ;-)
Steve Barbone

PS. Change the instrument to fit your situation.