[Dixielandjazz] Re: Grits

Bill Horton horton4jaz@earthlink.net
Sat, 4 Jan 2003 11:13:19 -0800


While on a business trip in Texas, my order for breakfast was, "Orange
juice, two eggs over easy, bacon, and toast.  ....And NO grits!"  When it
was served there was a big pile of watery grits on the plate.
I told the waitress that I had specifically ordered NO grits, and she smiled
and said, "Oh that's OK, sir.  They're free.  We don't charge for them."