[Dixielandjazz] The "F" word (was "The 'S' Word")
Williams, Bob
robert.c.williams at eds.com
Fri Feb 14 13:13:19 PST 2003
There's a similar exposition on the utility of the "F" Word. Here's a link,
but don't look if you'd be offended:
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_143.htm
If you don't know what the "F" word is, you'd be offended.
George Carlin did a similar bit, and there's a link to a Real Audio version
here - but don't even look at the link if you'd be offended:
http://www.paxacidus.com/views/views_fuck.html
Jazz Content: "Careless Love"
Bob Williams
The World's Most Modest Man and
The Noumenal Leader of the Wooden Nickel Jass Band
<http://wnjb.com>
-----Original Message-----
From: Bill Gunter [mailto:jazzboard at hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, February 14, 2003 9:52 AM
To: bcf111 at aol.com; dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] "The 'S' word".
Hi listmates,
This may seem indelicate to some, but the definition of the word "shit" has
been questioned.
Ben Fowlkes writes (regarding playing two or more songs at once with the
result that it sounded like shit):
>Say, teach', I know what it smells like,and I have I idea what it feels
>like,
>but sounds? That escapes me. Just how close to it do you have to get your
>ear to hear it? . . . Inquiring minds wanna know.
If you really do have an enquiring mind I will take just a moment to address
that question. In the interest of propriety I will refer to this particular
word as "The 'S' word".
It is a noun - That looks like "The 'S' word"
It is a verb - Don't "The 'S' word" me, dude!
It is an adjective - What a "The 'S' word" head!
It is a gerund - Bull "The 'S' word"-ing the public is a political art.
It is expository - That's a bunch of "The 'S' word".
It is interrogative - No "The 'S' word"?
It is exclamatory - "The 'S' word"!!!
It is a simile for anything:
That looks like "The 'S' word"
That sounds like "The 'S' word"
That feels like "The 'S' word"
That seems like "The 'S' word"
That tastes like "The 'S' word"
That smells like "The 'S' word"
Basically, "The 'S' word" is one of the most useful and ubiquitous words in
our vocabulary. This makes it extremely powerful, partly because of its
basic excretory unpleasantness, but mainly because everyone in the world
understands it and knows specifically what it means by the context in which
it appears.
To do as Ben did, narrow the meaning of the word to the one concept of
malodorous excretia, puts too narrow a definition on this otherwise
versatile and expressive addition to our native language.
If I say something sounds like "The 'S' word" I'm sure Ben knows exactly
what I mean and so do you!
Respectfully submitted,
Bill "No "The 'S' word" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com
ps - and the above is just the short version.
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