[Dixielandjazz] Running For Governor of California

[TCASHWIGG at aol.com]

OK folks, Arnold Shwartzenager, Larry flint of Hustler Magazine fame, ( Not 
that I ever read one) and now Gary Midget (What you Talkin bout) Coleman, are 
running for Governor, we have a real circus going on in California.

I hereby cast my own nomination for the race and do respectfully solicit all 
your votes and especially financial support, start sending in those checks 
today made payable to T.CASH Wiggins.

I will run under the official title and name of:

"None of the Above"   vote for this  when you vote.

I borrowed it from Richard Pryor and it worked for him so maybe I have a shot 
at winning.

I promise to pass a law making it mandatory for every owner of a liquor 
license in the State of California to hire a Dixieland or Traditional Jazz Band of 
no less than six pieces seven nights a week for as long as they own a liquor 
license.

If it happens to be in a Hotel, they will be required to hire a Dixieland or 
Traditional Jazz Band in every meeting and ballroom nightly and sell drinks 
for 1940 prices.

If I am elected and this program is successful I promise to take it across 
this great nation all the way to Washington, DC and the White House, and when I 
get there I promise a return to real parties in Washington, none of this 
politically correct crap. Just good times for all.

Now break out those zoot suits, and spats and shimmy shimmy dresses and let's 
get a campaign party goin.

Dixieland ain't Dead and ain't even close to being dead, we might even see 
nickel cokes, and coffee again and five cent loaves of bread,  I say let the 
people eat drink and make Mary again, pot in every house and a chicken in the 
garage too.

Cheers,

Tom Wiggins 
 (Governor to be)  with your great financial support, don't forget to send 
them checks (good ones only please) .

Musical content: "Were in the money now"!