[Dixielandjazz] Jazz diseases/ Occupational marks

PLadd36932@aol.com PLadd36932@aol.com
Wed, 25 Sep 2002 11:31:14 EDT

In a message dated 24/09/02 21:51:38 GMT Daylight Time, Schnabbels@aol.com 

<< I am thinking of areas 
 like depression, addictive behaviour (drugs, booze, nicotine, sex, yes that 
 too!), bi-polarity, relationship commitment etc. >>

I was listening to a comedian on the TV last night who said that he had been 
to a Jazz orgy. The next day he found that he had a blister where no 
gentleman should have a blister. He went to the doctor, exhibited his blister 
and said `Does this mean that somewhere, out there,  there is someone with a 
foul disease?.  " No"` said the doctor," it means that somewhere, out there,  
there is someone looking for a contact lens."
Roll, rimshot.