[Dixielandjazz] Concealed Weapon

[Bryan Livett]

Forego the temptation, Bob, stifle yourself...airline security cats have NO
sense of humour and they can and will hold you up longer than you care to
wait.

Cheers

Bryan

p.s. Guy goes into an airline bar with his pet 'gator, says to the barman
"Do you serve
banjo players here?"

Barman says, "We don't discriminate against anyone, sir... what'll you
have?"

Guy says. "Well I'll have a draft beer, and a banjo player for my 'gator!"

Ba Da Bing, Ba Da Boom!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Robert S. Ringwald" <ringwald@calweb.com>
To: "DJML" <dixielandjazz@ml.islandnet.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 09, 2002 2:46 AM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Concealed Weapon


> Aye Wade says that the airlines no longer asks if you r luggage has been
out
> of your sight, etc.  But now they ask, "Are you carrying a concealed
> weapon."
>
> Friday morning I will be checking my banjo through luggage to play a 3 day
> gig in San Diego.  When I am asked "Are you carrying a concealed weapon?"
> Should I say, "Yes, a banjo?"  Do you think they would have a sense of
> humor?
>
> Bob
> mr.wonderful@ringwald.com
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