[Dixielandjazz] Not okom - US Supreme Court on marching band dangers

Tim Eldred julepjerk@surewest.net
Fri, 28 Jun 2002 08:16:37 -0700


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Amidst the normally mind-numbing legalese of its decisions, occasionally =
a US Supreme Court Judge slips in a bit of humor.  This is an excerpt =
from a dissenting opinion regarding the random drug testing of students =
who engage in any extra-curricular school activities, including marching =
band.  The majority upheld the constitutionality of the testing program =
at Tecumseh High School.  (Vernonia is a previous decision upholding =
drug testing for athletes...)

I love the picture generated by the first part of the final sentence!!!

For its part, the United States acknowledges that the linebacker faces a
greater risk of serious injury if he takes the field under the influence =
of
drugs than the drummer in the halftime band, but parries that the risk =
of
injury to a student who is under the influence of drugs while playing =
golf,
cross country, or volleyball (sports covered by the policy in Vernonia) =
is
scarcely any greater than the risk of injury to a student handling a
1500-pound steer (as Future Farmers of America members do) or working =
with cutlery or other sharp instruments (as Future Homemakers of America =
members do). One can demur to the Governments view of the risks drug use =
poses to golfers, for golfers were surely as marginal among the =
linebackers, sprinters, and basketball players targeted for testing in =
Vernonia as steer-handlers are among the choristers, musicians, and =
academic-team members subject to urinalysis in Tecumseh.  =
Notwithstanding nightmarish images of out-of-control flatware, livestock =
run amok, and colliding tubas disturbing the peace and quiet of =
Tecumseh, the great majority of students the School District seeks to =
test in truth are engaged in activities that are not safety sensitive to =
an unusual degree.

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a<BR>1500-pound steer (as Future Farmers of America members do) or =
working with=20
cutlery or other sharp instruments (as Future Homemakers of America =
members=20
do).&nbsp;One can demur to the Governments view of the risks drug use =
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