[Dixielandjazz] Selmer suit :)

Tue, 11 Jun 2002 10:56:13 -0500

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A little humor for a Tuesday...
Probably not true, but...

Bob Romans
Cell Block 7
Jazz Band
1617 Lakeshore Dr.,
Lodi, California, 95242
Phone.....209-368-3255
Cell...209-747-1148
Fax...209-368-3255
WebPages..click below
http://www.geocities.com/cblock7/
>From BrokenNewz.com - =20
Saxophonist Remains Dateless, Sues Instrument Manufacturer=20
Ames, Iowa -=20

Mulford A. Barlow, an accountant for the Schneidemann Meat=20
Packing Company and an amateur saxophonist, is suing the Selmer Musical=20
Instrument Corporation for an undisclosed sum of money for what he is=20
terming =B3gross violations of an implied contract.=B2=20
Mr. Barlow=B9s attorney, noted civil rights lawyer Ron Kuby, alleges in =
papers=20
filed today with the 2nd Circuit Court of Central Iowa that =B3in their=20
glamorous print advertisements that feature beautiful women gazing =
longingly=20
at men playing the saxophone, the Selmer Corporation creates the =
expectation=20
that all one has to do to gain favor with said beautiful women is to=20
purchase and learn how to play one of their extremely expensive =
saxophones.=20
After spending more than $6000 on a Selmer Mark VII Eb Alto Saxophone =
and=20
assorted accessories, as well as two years=B9 worth of private lessons, =
my=20
client, Mr. Barlow, is no closer to going on his first date than the day =
he=20
passed his CPA exam.=B2=20
Saxophonists around the world have rallied to Mr. Barlow=B9s cause. =
David=20
Sanborn and Branford Marsalis have organized =B3Sax Appeal,=B2 a 12-hour =
live=20
telethon that will raise money to help defray Mr. Barlow=B9s legal costs =
and=20
will air on the Fox and ABC networks next Saturday starting at 8pm/7pm=20
Central. Especially noteworthy is former President Bill Clinton=B9s =
offer to=20
testify on Barlow=B9s behalf as an expert witness on the unrealistic =
sexual=20
expectations placed upon saxophonists. =B3We=B9re all victims of a =
sax-drenched=20
society,=B2 said the former President during a meeting of the =
Renaissance=20
Society at Hedonism II in Kingston, Jamaica. =B3TV, radio, movies, video =

games. It=B9s nothing but sax, sax, sax.=B2=20
For his part, Mr. Barlow is said to have become disillusioned with the=20
saxophone and is giving it up in order to concentrate on the accordion.=20
=B3There are some hot babes who go every week to Polka Night at the =
local=20
Moose Lodge,=B2 said Mr. Barlow from his bachelor pad in his mother=B9s =
house.=20
=B3Who knows, I just might get lucky.=B2=20
William Grim - Broken Newz=20

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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2><STRONG>A little humor for a=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2><STRONG>Probably not true,=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Bob Romans<BR>Cell Block 7<BR>Jazz =
Band<BR>1617=20
Lakeshore Dr.,<BR>Lodi, California,=20
95242<BR>Phone.....209-368-3255<BR>Cell...209-747-1148<BR>Fax...209-368-3=
255<BR>WebPages..click=20
below<BR><A=20
href=3D"http://www.geocities.com/cblock7/">http://www.geocities.com/cbloc=
k7/</A></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>From BrokenNewz.com -&nbsp; </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Saxophonist Remains Dateless, Sues Instrument Manufacturer </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Ames, Iowa - </DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Mulford A. Barlow, an accountant for the Schneidemann Meat </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Packing Company and an amateur saxophonist, is suing the Selmer =
Musical=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Instrument Corporation for an undisclosed sum of money for what he =
is=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>terming =B3gross violations of an implied contract.=B2 </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Mr. Barlow=B9s attorney, noted civil rights lawyer Ron Kuby, =
alleges in=20
papers </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>filed today with the 2nd Circuit Court of Central Iowa that =B3in =
their=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>glamorous print advertisements that feature beautiful women gazing=20
longingly </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>at men playing the saxophone, the Selmer Corporation creates the=20
expectation </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>that all one has to do to gain favor with said beautiful women is =
to </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>purchase and learn how to play one of their extremely expensive =
saxophones.=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>After spending more than $6000 on a Selmer Mark VII Eb Alto =
Saxophone and=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>assorted accessories, as well as two years=B9 worth of private =
lessons, my=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>client, Mr. Barlow, is no closer to going on his first date than =
the day he=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>passed his CPA exam.=B2 </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Saxophonists around the world have rallied to Mr. Barlow=B9s cause. =
David=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Sanborn and Branford Marsalis have organized =B3Sax Appeal,=B2 a =
12-hour live=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>telethon that will raise money to help defray Mr. Barlow=B9s legal =
costs and=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>will air on the Fox and ABC networks next Saturday starting at =
8pm/7pm=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Central. Especially noteworthy is former President Bill Clinton=B9s =
offer to=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>testify on Barlow=B9s behalf as an expert witness on the =
unrealistic sexual=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>expectations placed upon saxophonists. =B3We=B9re all victims of a =
sax-drenched=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>society,=B2 said the former President during a meeting of the =
Renaissance=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Society at Hedonism II in Kingston, Jamaica. =B3TV, radio, movies, =
video=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>games. It=B9s nothing but sax, sax, sax.=B2 </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>For his part, Mr. Barlow is said to have become disillusioned with =
the=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>saxophone and is giving it up in order to concentrate on the =
accordion.=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>=B3There are some hot babes who go every week to Polka Night at the =
local=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Moose Lodge,=B2 said Mr. Barlow from his bachelor pad in his =
mother=B9s house.=20
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>=B3Who knows, I just might get lucky.=B2 </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>William Grim - Broken Newz </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV><BR clear=3Dall>
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