[Dixielandjazz] Marines

[Williams, Bob]

I'm reminded of a story about a Navy ensign and a Marine who happened to be
using two adjacent urinals during a break in a local theatre production.
They stood doing their business in an awkward silence, neither acknowledging
the other.

The Marine finished first and left to wait for his date in the lobby.  The
ensign finished, washed his hands, and went to the lobby to wait for *his*
date.  Unable to resist the temptation, the ensign walked up to the Marine
and said, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the
restroom."

The Marine replied, "In the Marine Corps, they teach us not to pee on our
hands."

Bob Williams 
The World's Most Modest Man and 
The Nominal Leader of The Wooden Nickel Jass Band 
<http://wnjb.com> 
 

-----Original Message-----
From: PLadd36932@aol.com [mailto:PLadd36932@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 3:31 AM
To: JimDBB@aol.com
Cc: dixielandjazz@ml.islandnet.com
Subject: Re: [Dixielandjazz] festivities


In a message dated 01/07/02 16:55:32 GMT Daylight Time, JimDBB@aol.com
writes:

<<  Is there a time when YOUR safety was in jeopardy while under the 
 >> protection of embassy guards?  If not, shut the .... up. >>

I will say one thing. Some of these Marines are very, very touchy!

Pat

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