[Dixielandjazz] Lawyers Seasonal Greetings to you (Merry Christmas)

[Robert Peek]

LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING TO YOU!
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>                                  (i.e. Merry Christmas?)
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>              From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the
>              wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or
>              implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
>              socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
>              non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
>              solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
>              traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
>              secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
>              religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
>              their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at
>              all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling
and
>              medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
>              generally accepted calendar year 2002, but with due respect
for
>              the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having
>              regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
>              religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
>              preference of the wishee.
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>              By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
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>
>              * This greeting is subject to further clarification or
>              withdrawal
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>
>              * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
>              alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that
the
>              proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
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>
>              * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
>              implement any of the wishes.
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>              * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions
>              and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon
certain
>              wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
>              discretion of the wishor.
>
>
>              * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
>              expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a
>              period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
>              holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
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>
>              * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
>              replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole
>              discretion of the wishor
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>              * Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
>              Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures,
>              whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply
>              any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
>              and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names
>              and images are hereby acknowledged.
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>
>
>               Sincerely,
>                Marcus  A. von Weigert, Esq.
                   (A Philadelphia Lawyer ????)


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