[Dixielandjazz] Off topic - toilet brush?

[Bill Horton]

Stinson wrote:

>Heard that a horn player left his mute at home one time and
>went to look for a toilet plunger in the club bathroom,
>but all he could find was a toilet brush.  Now here's the
>challenge: Can anyone come up with a punch line for that?
>Seems like it is supposed to have a good one.

Horn player returns and says, "Couldn't find a mute there but I had a close
brush with John."

Surely there's a better one than that?

Bill Horton