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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4>WHERE DID THAT attachment sign come from?? It
wasn't sent by me!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4>Sorry!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=4>br</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><B>-----Original Message-----</B><BR><B>From:
</B>Bob Romans <<A
href="mailto:cellblk7@attbi.com">cellblk7@attbi.com</A>><BR><B>To: </B>DJML
<<A
href="mailto:dixielandjazz@ml.islandnet.com">dixielandjazz@ml.islandnet.com</A>><BR><B>Date:
</B>Wednesday, January 29, 2003 1:10 PM<BR><B>Subject: </B>[Dixielandjazz]
Leader's Speech<BR><BR></DIV></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial>Dave</FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><STRONG><FONT size=3>A little jazz humor from my
friend in Santa Rosa, Dave Frey...top-flight banjo player
!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><STRONG><FONT size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><STRONG><FONT size=3>For all of the
band leaders out there! :~) Careful!</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><STRONG><FONT size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial>A society wedding band is getting it together on the
stand, waiting for the crowd to come in. The leader is taking the time to
exercise his authority.<BR><BR>"I'm sick of you guys showing up at the last
minute. When I say eight o'clock, I want the music to start at
eight. I don't want you<BR>walking into the room at eight!"<BR><BR>The
drummer gives him a "chigga dum".<BR><BR>"And I also expect you morons to dress
like you want to be here. Tuxedo means tuxedo, not the upper half of an
old black suit with<BR>a bow tie."<BR><BR>The drummer gives him a
"bucketafish".<BR><BR>"... and shoes; Not black
sneakers!"<BR><BR>"Badoompbump"<BR><BR>"... and a clean shirt and a shave.
I don't want any bums on my band!"<BR><BR>"Chiggadagump, crash".<BR><BR>"And if
I find out who's making that noise, he's fired!"</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>