[Dixielandjazz] Fw: To my Musician friends

[Ed Danielson]

I don't know if any of you is on McNulty's list, but this is very funny.


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Pat McNulty
To: Pat McNulty
Sent: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:45 AM
Subject: To my Musician friends
 
Re: Musician to play in restaurant

Craigslist Ad:

We are a small & casual restaurant in downtown Denver and we are looking for musicians to play in our restaurant to promote their work and sell their CD. This is not a daily job, but only for special events which will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive response. More Jazz, Rock, & smooth type music, around the world and mixed cultural music. Are you interested to promote your work? Please reply back ASAP.

The Reply:

I am a musician with a big house looking for a restaurateur to promote his restaurant and come to my house to make dinner for my friends and me. This is not a daily job, but only for special events which will eventually turn into a nightly event if we get positive response. More fine dining & exotic meals and mixed Ethnic Fusion cuisine. Are you interested to promote your restaurant? Please reply back ASAP.