[Dixielandjazz] Dog

[Harry Callaghan]

Of course, then there was the old one (and I'll try to condense it) about
the guy who walked into a bar and there was a fellow having a drink with a
miniature piano on the bar.  There was a mouse playing the piano and another
one singing atop it.

The new arrival said "Hey, that's great, I've never seen anything like that
before"

"Well, if you think so much about it, why don't you take them off my hands,
I'll even throw in a change of clothes for each of the mice and let you have
the whole package for a hundred bucks".

He comes up with the money, pays him and the guy leaves the bar.

As the new owner sits there at the bar, he is marvelling at his new
acquistion and says to the bartender.  "Have you seen this.  I'm gonna make
a fortune with this act"

Bartender says "Buddy,you've just been taken.  I saw the identical thing
here last night only the guy you paid $100 to had to only pay $50"

"Well, I don't care if he doubled his money.  Why do you say I've been
taken. I've got a mouse that plays the piano and another one that sings"

"Oh, you're right about the one playing the piano, but the mouse on top of
the piano can't sing a note.....the piano player's a ventriloquist"

I warned you that it was old

HC
On Fri, Mar 25, 2011 at 4:54 PM, Robert Ringwald <rsr at ringwald.com> wrote:

> Jerry Gordon wrote:
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> > That's not so great - I think he's reading the music and not improvising.
>
>
>
> Yeah, but his intonation is awful...
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