[Dixielandjazz] Twas The Night Before Christmas

[Stephen G Barbone]

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, here is the Barbone Street  
version of "Twas The Night Before Christmas". Feel free to use if you  
wish.

Cheers,
Steve Barbone
www.myspace.com/barbonestreetjazzband


Twas the night before Christmas in OKOM land,

No music was playing, not even my band;

The stockings were hung by the bandstand with care,

In hopes that gig contracts soon would be there;


The sidemen were restless, bellied up to the bar,

With visions of C-notes filling up the tip jar;

We all had the blues, and were filled with despair,

Wondering where were the gigs, and who got our share.


When out front of the joint there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my barstool to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.


The moon on the crust of the new-fallen snow

Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,

When, what did my wondering eyes see then,

But a sleigh with a  band, of eight famous jazzmen.


With a little old band leader, lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his sidemen they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;


"Now, Louis! now, Sidney! now, "T" and Freddie!

On, Jelly! on Lu, on Turk and Eddie!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now play away! play away! OKOM all!"


As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the roof-top the sidemen they flew,

With the sleigh full of music, led by St. Nicholas too.


As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

Over the music, I could hear a great sound,

The prancing and stomping of each, in time, foot.

When down the chimney came St. Nick in a cloud of fine soot.


He was dressed like Cab Calloway, from his head to his toe,

And his clothes were all shiny, oh how they did glow;

A  bundle of papers he had flung on his back,

And he looked like an advance man while opening his pack.


He was chubby and plump, a right hip old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

But with the wink in his eye and a twist of his head,

And his hands tossing beads, I had nothing to dread;


Out of his pack and into his fist,

He drew hundreds of contracts priced well over list;

For just as much gigging as we wanted to do,

For the coming new year plus the next one too.


He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a downbeat, up the chimney he rose;


He sprang to his sleigh, to his men gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


Band leaders all, please be of good cheer,

May your gig books and venues be full this New Year.