[Dixielandjazz] Speaking of Banjoes

[Don Ingle]

A man is being consoled over the death of his wife.
"She was my third wife, actually," the widower said.
"Well," his friend asked, how did the first wife die>"
"I took her to a banjo band concert and she had a massive heart attack."
"That's too bad," the friend said. How'd the second wife die?"
"I took here to a massed banjo band set at Sacramento, and she keeled 
over dead on the downbeat."
"Well, that's tragic" the friend said. "And how did the third wife die.?
"Fractured skull," the widower said.
"Good grief -- how'd that happen?"
"She refused to go to the banjo concert!"

(Note - if you really want to be cruel, substitute accordian for banjo.)

Don Ingle - Jazz deprived in Michigan, but then so is everyone!