[Dixielandjazz] I Think I slept With The Bass Player

[Robert Ringwald]

Two women greet each other in the office in the morning...

Woman #1) I did something really crazy last night.
I got really drunk at a bar, met this guy, took him home and slept with him.

Woman #2) Wow! That's so unlike you.

#1) I know... I don't even know his name...but I think he was a Bass Player.

#2) How could you tell he was a bass player by sleeping with him??

#1) Well.he started late...got lost a few times in the middle..and when he
was finished he left through the kitchen.


--Bob Ringwald K6YBV
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