[Dixielandjazz] Fw: Fwd: Eternity vs. Relativity

knittelsportland at juno.com knittelsportland at juno.com
Fri Aug 28 06:52:06 PDT 2009

Eternity vs. Relativity
A jazz musician is told by his doctor that the has six months to live.
"Is there anything I can do?" he asks. 
"Yes there is the doctor replies.
"You could take a job playing wedding receptions." 
"How will that help my illness?" the musician asks. 
"Oh it won't help your illness," says the doctor,
"but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"
Rick Knittel
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