[Dixielandjazz] Sammy Scott

[pj.ladd]

Sure I know what "vamp" is.  But had never heard the word "vampy."  >

Yes you do Bob. Its a little vampire.

You  remember the story Bill used to tell of the two nuns touring through 
Transylvania.
Thet stopped at a light and a little dracula leapt on to the windscreen, 
spitting and scrabbling. Oh Sister Helena, What shall I do? said Sister 
Mary.  "Switch on the wipers. Right said Sister Helena but the little 
dracula hung on.battered about by the wipers.
Its not working " What shall I do?
Turn the windcreen washer on. When we were in Rome I filled up with Holy 
Water.
Right said Sister Mary. But the little dracula still hung on hissing and 
sceaming and sizzling from the Holy Water.
Its not working Sister. What shall I do?
I know said Sister Helena. Show him your cross.
Good idea` said Sister Mary. She wound down the window and shouted "Get the 
hell off my friggin car"

Just happened to be playing that Boondockers CD in the car yesterday.

Cheers

Pat