[Dixielandjazz] Stomach Trouble

[Robert S. Ringwald]

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel
movement
in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and
tells him,
"If it doesn't work, let me know."

A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"
The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a
powerful
laxative.

Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"
The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you
to try
to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a musician."

The doctor looks up and says, "Aha! That's it! Here's $10.00. Go get
something to
eat!"

--Bob Ringwald K6YBV
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