[Dixielandjazz] A good offer

[JBruno868 at aol.com]

Oh brother, now they are attacking groups. I get them  all the time everyone 
sends one of those nice little posts around with kittens  and dogs and 
Christmas and says to send it to 12 of your best friends. I keep  trying to tell 
everyone that is how they get all the E-mail address but they  still send them on. 
I never send them out but just delete them. They'll never  learn.
 
Jazz Hugs
 
Judie
 
 
In a message dated 12/20/2008 10:17:13 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,  
ds.augustine at mail.utexas.edu writes:

I suspect that this message is apocryphal, but who  knows?
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> > A message from Ndugood who loves JAZZ  music
> >
> > Dear Friends, my name is Ndugood. I am a  wealthy Nigerian prince  
> who loves the jazz of music. I am  seeking your help to move  
> $200,000,000 from my checking account  here in Nigeria to the United  
> States.
> >   I too love the jazz of music and am planning to flee to   
> America to open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to   
> perform. You will receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal. My new   
> "Tribal Village Vanguard" clubs will be of great success and  you  
> will become rich like the rest of  American jazz  musicians. I have  
> already applied for building code exemptions  to allow thatched  
> stages and the spearing of live  animals.
> >     But I desperately need your help. My  tribe, the Swindlisi, a  
> peaceful jazz-loving people, has been  horribly oppressed by the  
> ruling military junta, which despises  the jazz of music. My father,  
> an exiled king and booking agent,  was recently imprisoned under the  
> Draconian "three gigs you're  out" law. And now I must flee my  
> beloved country with all of  my  improbable wealth. But I need help  
> in moving it. I  have so much money that it will not fit in the  
> allotted two  checked bags and one carry-on. I am therefor want to  
> transer  the money through your ATM system. (The Nigerian ATM system  
>  cannot exchange international currencies; it only converts  
>  "antelope to money").
> >     So please to just  provide me with your full name and address,  
> social security  number, bank account and PIN numbers. And you will  
> become  incredibly (literally) rich from playing many jazz gigs.  
> (Note:  normal Nigerian Musician's Union rules apply: three hour  
>  performances, two 15 minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide   
> their own mosquito nets, one open fire per bandstand, one free  meal  
> plus anything you kill).
> >      Act now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a  
> free  copy of the Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our beloved  
>  'Disoriented' Gillespie Band, which contains the hits:
> >   The Night Has A Thousand  Flies
> >             Goodbye  Shrunken Head
> >              Here's That Rainy Season
> >           Just Tribesmen (Lovers No More)
> >       Take the 'A' Trail
> >       When I Fall In Quicksand
> >     Half-Nelson Mandella
> >   Blue Monkey
> >     Leopard Skins and Moonbeams
>  >             Blue Mombossa
>  >             Almost Like Being In  Lagos
> >             Sunny Side  of the Goatpath
> >             I  Didn't Know What Century It Was
> >
> > Thank you for your  many help. Your inordinately wealthy Nigerian  
> brother, Prince  Ndugood

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