[Dixielandjazz] Darktown Strutters...Alternate words

[Larry Walton Entertainment - St. Louis]

I was wondering if anyone had any funny words to Darktown.  I remember a version that went something like this...
I'll be down to get you in a wheelbarrow honey........

Any other would be OK too just as long as the word Darktown doesn't show up.....  The PC Police are after me..... HELP!!!!!  

Larry
StL