[Dixielandjazz] Reading the mind of a band

[James O'Briant]

A mind-reader is at a Trad Jazz club one night and decides to give a small
demonstration of her abilities.

First, she reads the mind of the cornet player:

"Wow, look at all the cute chicks who showed up tonight! Good crowd!"

Then the trombonist:

"Lots of people showed up tonight. Great! We're going to make good money
tonight"

Then the clarinetist:

"Well at least the tips should be good tonight.  But I really ought to be
playing Mozart someplace."

Then the piano player:

"These other band idiots have no appreciation of my talent. What a bunch of
losers."

Finally, the tuba player:

"C... G... C... G..."