[Dixielandjazz] Fw: [Trombone-l] FW: [TPIN] Things you'll never hear a trumpet player say

[Stan Brager]

> Subject: [TPIN] Things you'll never hear a trumpet player say (humor)
>
> "Sorry, that adlib solo was way too over the top.  I'll take it down a
notch
> next time."
>
> "I was playing too loud."
>
> "Sorry, it was me that was off-tempo."
>
> "I make plenty of money!"
>
> "I can't decide between the Ferrari and the Mercedes."
>
> "I'm not good enough to play first.  Is it ok if I sit in the fourth
chair?"
>
> "He's a much better a trumpet player than I am."
>
> "Man, your solo was great.  I'm glad I didn't have to do it.  It wouldn't
> have sounded as good."
>
> "The last measure says '8va' but I'd prefer to play it as written."
>
> "I only need one trumpet."
>
> "I use my E-flat/D all the time!"
>
> "I need to tune up."
>
> "I chose a trumpet based on my needs, rather worrying about than the kind
> Wayne Bergeron plays."
>
> "All you need is a good 'D'.  Anything higher than that is just
screeching."
>
> "Excuse me.  Can you ask the clarinet section to play louder?  We can't
hear
> them."
>
> "That was a beautiful flute solo!"
>
> "I really wish I had learned to play the oboe instead."
>
> "I have a solo coming up, but I'd rather the sax take it."
>
> "I didn't like the way Miles played that."
>
> "Haydn wrote a trumpet Concerto?"
>
> "Maynard who?"
>
> "Man, there's nothing like a good marimba concert!"
>
> "My schedule is so busy, I have to turn down gigs."
>
> "Finally!  I nice quiet slow passage!"
>
> "I turned that down.  They offered me too much money."
>
> "So many girlfriends.  I have trouble keeping up with them."
>
> "I tried out for that, but I was rejected because I just wasn't good
> enough.'