[Dixielandjazz] OKOM--She had a jazz band for funeral

[tcashwigg at aol.com]

Most certainly not Sir Norman:

It might lead to dancing the same as having sex standing up might.

Dancing is a mortal sin for Baptist.   As is recognizing each other in 
a Liquor store or Hooters .  :))

Praise de Lawd frum whooooooom all de blessin's flows  :))

When I was a youngster they had to baptise me four or five times, guess 
the first few didn't work as far as they was concerned.

Or maybe It was just so hot that we would do anything to get into a tub 
of cool water at them brush arbor meetin's.

Cheers.

Rev. Tom Bob






        Not to be outdone—in Texas some months ago, Baptist preacher was
baptizing a convert ( they do it by total immersion)  The preacher 
standing
in the pool with the baptisee, reached out to adjust the microphone and 
was
electrocuted.  Presumably in Baptist seminaries world-wide they will 
begin
teaching seminarians the fundamentals of electricity!  Presumably there 
was
no jazz band at his funeral!






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