[Dixielandjazz] New Music Definitions

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Thanks for that one, Will.  Started my day with a good laugh.....
 
Pat


----- Original Message ----
From: Will Connelly <willconnelly at bellsouth.net>
To: dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 4:50:20 PM
Subject: [Dixielandjazz] New Music Definitions


Swiped from another list where it was posted by Sean Dennis:


In order to keep you abreast of the ever-developing
world of musical terminology, we provide herewith the
latest additions to the esteemed Harvard Dictionary of
Music:

ALLREGRETTO
When you're 16 measures into the piece and realize you
took too fast a tempo

ANGUS DEI
To play with a divinely beefy tone

A PATELLA
Accompanied by knee-slapping

APPOLOGGIATURA
A composition that you regret playing

APPROXIMATURA
A series of notes not intended by the composer, yet
played with an "I meant to do that" attitude

APPROXIMENTO
A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity
of the correct pitch

CACOPHANY [aka CACOUGHONY -psl]
A composition incorporating many people with chest
colds

CORAL SYMPHONY
A large, multi-movement work from Beethoven's
Caribbean Period

DILL PICCOLINI
An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays only
sour notes

FERMANTRA
A note held over and over and over and over and ...

FERMOOTA
A note of dubious value held for indefinite length

FIDDLER CRABS
Grumpy string players

FLUTE FLIES
Those tiny mosquitos that bother musicians on outdoor
gigs

FRUGALHORN
A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument

GAUL BLATTER
A French horn player

GREGORIAN CHAMP
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note
the longest

GROUND HOG
Someone who takes control of the repeated bass line
and won't let anyone else play it

PLACEBO DOMINGO
A faux tenor

SCHMALZANDO
A sudden burst of music from the Guy Lombardo band

THE RIGHT OF STRINGS
Manifesto of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Violists

SPRITZICATO
An indication to string instruments to produce a
bright and bubbly sound

TEMPO TANTRUM
What an elementary school orchestra is having when
it's not following the conductor

TROUBLE CLEF
Any clef one can't read: e.g., alto clef for pianists

VESUVIOSO
An indication to build up to a fiery conclusion

VIBRATTO
Child prodigy son of the concertmaster

Kindly,
Will Connelly



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