[Dixielandjazz] Axes :) as carry-on luggage

[Nancy Giffin]

ROTFLMAO
I knew there had to be a simple solution.
Thanks, Rev. Tom-Bob


> From: <tcashwigg at aol.com>
> ... Just ask the stupid SOB at the
> gate if it was their several thousand dollar valued instrument if they
> would check it as baggage?  If they say yes then kick them in the groin
> and proceed past them onto the plane in the turmoil, put your
> instrument firmly in an overhead bin and sit quietly and act like
> nothing ever happened.
> 
> If this fails tell them that the instrument is the property of
> President Bill Clinton and that he is going to play it with your band
> at the destination engagement and if you don't get there with it some
> heads will roll and some jobs will be lost, and you want their personal
> identification number and ID information so you can have Mr. Clinton
> and the FBI and SECRET SERVICE clear You from any personal wrong doing
> in the carrying out of your Patriotic DUTY AND INSTRUCTIONS From MR.
> CLINTON PERSONALLY...