[Dixielandjazz] Greetings

[JBruno868 at aol.com]

Holiday Greetings to  Everyone,

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends,  but it is so 
difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without  offending 
someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish  to say the 
following: 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or  implicit, my best wishes for an 
environmentally conscious, socially responsible,  low stress, non-addictive, 
gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer  solstice holiday, practiced 
with the most enjoyable traditions of religious  persuasion or secular 
practices of your choice with respect for the  religious/secular persuasions and/or 
traditions of others, or their choice not  to practice religious or secular 
traditions at all. 

I also wish you a  fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically 
uncomplicated  recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 
2007, but not  without due respect for the calendars of choice of other 
cultures whose  contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to 
imply that  it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without 
regard to the  race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or 
sexual preference  of the wishee. 

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these  terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is  freely 
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no  promise by 
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or  others 
and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole  discretion 
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within  the usual 
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the  issuance 
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty  is 
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole  
discretion of the wisher.
 
Really though, wishing you all a very Merry  Christmas and a great Jazz New 
Year.
 
Jazz Hugs
 
Judie