[Dixielandjazz] Dysfunctional Christmas Song Lyrics

[Steve Barbone]

These could all be adapted to Dixieland.

Cheers,
Steve Barbone  

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
   and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
   and..... 

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
   Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
   Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy - oooh look at the
   froggy - can I have a chocolate - why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
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