[Dixielandjazz] Father/daughter tunes

[pat ladd]

I love you all but, by the cringe, you Yanks are a mawkish lot. You just love wallowing in all this semtimental slush. I once went to the wedding of the daughter of some American friends and watching the two mothers, who hated each other, tripping lightly up some steps holding hands and lighting a candle of eternal friendship or some such hogwash would have made me vomit on the spot if I hadn`t been laughing so much. All to the background sound of an electric organ oozing the most treacly chords imaginable.

However, as an antidote, here is a little story, from another list. Nothing to do with music so delete here if you wish.

A young man was due to be married the next day. He received a phone call from his `bride to be`s ` younger sister asking him to come over to the house and help her sort through some things.
He drove to the house and there to his surprise the sister confessed that she had always carried a torch for him and invited him upstairs for a final fling before marrying her sister the next day.
The young sister was quite a looker with all the right attributes and as she went up to the bedroom she looked back, winked and threw her panties to him.
The young man headed for the front door, opened it, only to be faced with his brides family, en masse. Father hugged him and said `I congratulate you on passing our little test. I am please to welcome such an honourable young man into our family"

The moral to this story is

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Cheers

Pat
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