[Dixielandjazz] Musician's One Liners

[Robert S. Ringwald]

One-liners taken from the Hollywood trombonist Lloyd Ulyate:

If it feels good I'm Late.

When I was younger, I could see the notes but I couldn't play them - now 
that I am older, I can play them but I can't see them.

One of the biggest regrets is that when I had hair, I wasted it on a crew 
cut!

Once, I went to the barber shop to get a haircut, but the barber advised 
against it!

If the bells of the French horns faced to the front, there sure would be a 
lot more humility in their section!

I'm playing better than I ever have; it just doesn't sound as good.