[Dixielandjazz] Re: Old Lady Jokes

[Harold Smith]

Steve Barbone and Charlie Hooks posted old lady stories.  Here's another
one.

Band booked to play a New Year's Eve Dance suffered the loss of their
piano man due to sudden illness.  The Leader sought desperately to find
a sub, but this being a small town, there was no one to be found.
Finally, a little old lady, obviously in her nineties, came forward.

"Can you play?", asked the leader.
"Yep, but I only know three tunes."
"What are they?"
"The Star Spangled Banner,  The Beer Barrel Polka, and I Remeber
Clifford."

Harold Smith