[Dixielandjazz] Decoy

[tcashwigg at aol.com]

Only a Texan could think of this . . .

  From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this 
true
story.

  Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a Dixieland bar in 
Bandera, Texas.

  After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar appearing to 
be so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
 parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

  After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different 
vehicles, the
man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

  Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a 
fine,
  dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, 
honked
  the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle 
forward a
  few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more 
minutes
as some more of the other patrons vehicles left.

  At last, the parking lot was empty. He pulled out of the parking lot 
and
  started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having 
patiently
  waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the 
flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over, and carried out a Breathalyzer.

  To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man 
had
  consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have 
to
  ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer must 
be
broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Texan. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."!


Musical content:

"On the Road agin' "    Willie Nelson,  (Texas Crooner extraordinaire)

This story is meant strictly for bringing a smile or chuckle to you, 
not to endorse Drunk Driving so please no hate mail from those that 
might find it offensive for any or all personal reasons.

It's Funny I don't care who you are.  borrowed from Larry the cable guy.

Happy Fourth of July and don't none of Ya'll Drink too much and try to 
Drive,  the life you save might be mine :))

Cheers,

Tom Wiggins