[Dixielandjazz] A Piano Player

Robert S. Ringwald robert at ringwald.com
Fri Dec 2 22:09:42 PST 2005

A piano player is working a very sophisticated high class restaurant. He is 
playing a Beethoven sonata. He's murdering it... notes all over the floor.

For his second number he plays a Mozart sonata. Once again he's butchering 

The patrons are getting restless.

For his third piece, he launches into Rachmaninoff's' Second Piano Concerto.

The audience starts throwing things from the table at him.

Finally he stops.

He suddenly gets up and with great indignation says "What's the matter with 
you people?  I didn't write this shit."

--Bob Ringwald K6YBV
The Fulton Street Jazz Band
The Boondockers (Jazz and Comedy)

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