[Dixielandjazz] These Foolish Things

[Peter L. Reid]

Many years ago I heard an alternative set of words for "These Foolish Things".
They began with-
"A book on birth control with well thumbed pages"
Does anyone have the rest of the words to this version?

Peter L.

" I never knew the old Vienna before the war, with
its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm."
"Constantinople suited me better."

"The Third Man" - 1949 (Carol Reed)