[Dixielandjazz] FW: Drummers Get Their Own Back

[jack wiard]

OUCH....THESE REALLY HURT!!!!!!!!!J.W.     [clarinetist]
>
>Clarinet Jokes
>
>Q: How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?
>A: Cut the noose.
>
>Q: Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard?
>A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
>
>Q: What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
>A: Gifted.
>
>Q: What do you get when you remove half a bass clarinetist's brain?
>A: An even more gifted contrabass clarinetist.
>
>Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
>A: No one cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces.
>
>Q: How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
>A: Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just 
>the right one.
>
>Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
>A: Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
>
>Q: Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a 
>cat in heat?
>A: Of course there is, but only if the cat's in good health.
>
>Q: How do you put down a tenor saxophone?
>A: Confuse it with a bass clarinet.
>
>Q: What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet?
>A: Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument.

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