[Dixielandjazz] Politically Correct Seasons Greetings From My Attorney Bernie

Steve barbone barbonestreet at earthlink.net
Fri Dec 24 14:27:55 PST 2004

 Seasons' Greetings: Musical Content From: "My Attorney Bernie"

     Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

     I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or
sexual preference of the wishee.

     By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely
transferable by the wishee with no alteration to the original greeting.  It
implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself, the wishee, or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

     This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
Peace to those of you who so desire it, and strife and warfare, or just
plain boredom for those who prefer those alternate life styles.

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