[Dixielandjazz] "Rosetta" parody lyrics wanted

[David W. Littlefield]

Hi gang. A request from another mailing list:

Thanks.
--Sheik
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"Anyone ever come across parody lyrics for the Earl Hines 
classic "Rosetta"? 

I heard these a long time ago from a now deceased reed player...
The bridge went something like this:

"I bought you snow tires and a new set of teeth, baby;
These are signs of love!"

Can anybody remember the rest?"