[Dixielandjazz] Limericks

Bill Gunter jazzboard at hotmail.com
Sat Apr 10 06:32:20 PDT 2004

There once was a man from St. Bees
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't
But I'm glad that it wasn't a hornet!"

(Attributed to W.S. Gilbert)


Bill "Limerics? Bah!" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com

>From: "John Farrell" <stridepiano at tesco.net>
>To: "DJML" <dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
>Subject: Re: [Dixielandjazz] Limericks
>Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2004 06:01:34 +0100
>A young trumpet player named Dan
>Wrote limericks which did not scan.
>When told this was so
>He said, "Yes, I know -
>But the problem I have is that in the last line I always try to cram in as
>words as I possibly can".
>John Farrell
>Dixielandjazz mailing list
>Dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com

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