[Dixielandjazz] Limericks

[Bill Gunter]

A favorite of mine . . .

There once was a pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutless
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

Cheers,

Bill "Limerics? Bah!" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com


>From: "Norrie Thomson" <jnt at blueyonder.co.uk>
>To: "DJML" <dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
>Subject: [Dixielandjazz] Limericks
>Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2004 02:01:59 +0100
>
>How about this
>
>There was a pansy from Khartoum
>Who took a lesbian up to his room
>They argued all night as to who had the right
>To do what, with which and to whom
>
>Norrie
>
>Norrie Thomson
>Edinburgh
>Scotland
>
>
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