[Dixielandjazz] Re: Dixielandjazz Digest, Vol 9, Issue 32

Bill Gunter jazzboard at hotmail.com
Sat Sep 20 17:18:20 PDT 2003

>Dan Spink asks:
>IF God plays 5 string banjo, how does he tune a black hole?

Nobody knows!


Bill "Not an astrophysicist" Gunter

ps - "holes" are supposed to be empty spaces from which material has been 
removed. Yet a "black hole" is defined as something so densly packed with 
matter that nothing (not even light) can escape from it once it has passed 
beyond the event horizon. "Black Hole" has become the defining term but 
wouldn't it make more sense to call it a "Black Blivet?"

ps #2 - A "blivet" is defined as 10 pounds of s--t stuffed into a 5 pound 

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