[Dixielandjazz] Automatic Radio

[Bill Horton]

A senior consultant bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next
 day, complaining that he couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

 The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.  "Watch this!"
He said..."Nelson!."  The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"  "Willie!" he
 continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

 The consultant drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
he'd say, "Beethoven", he'd get beautiful classical music, and if he
 said, "Beatles!" he'd get one of their awesome songs.

 One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he
 swerved in time to avoid him.

 "ASSHOLES!" he yelled.......

 Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.