[Dixielandjazz] Spam

[John Farrell]

Jim Kash said :

"I get about 50 messages a day of spam.  Drag!  Someone out there thinks
I need gobs of Viagra, want a larger penis, and need on-line money/work."

Be thankful Jim, you seem to have been spared the dozens I get weekly from
Nigerians whose fathers have been murdered leaving 25 million US dollars
which they want to transfer out of the country into my bank account. All I
have to do for a 40 percent cut is to send them details of my account - I
leave the rest to your imagination. At this rate there can be very few
fathers left alive in that country.

Following hard on the Nigerians' heels are the scores of Russian women with
huge heaving bosoms and hands like shovels who want to marry me and come to
England. We are told that love is blind, but this is ridiculous.

John Farrell
http://homepages.tesco.net/~stridepiano/midifiles.htm