[Dixielandjazz] Band Name Changes

[Stephen Barbone]

I've been thinking of changing our band name to reflect more modern
times. In the course of my research, I find these winners are already
taken. Anybody got some suggestions? (No, Cell Block 7 is already taken
too)  ;-)

Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Armageddon ------

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Caltransvestites
Cindy Brady's Lisp

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

e. coli
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler

Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour

Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan

Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives

Impaled Nazarenes
Inhale Mary

Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch

Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees

Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God

Mao Tse Helen
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving

Pabst Smear
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Septic Death
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Skeptic Tank
Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Swingin' Johnsons

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

Vaginal Davis
Vic Morrow's Head

The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela

Yoko Homo

Zip Code Rapists
Zulu Leprechauns