[Dixielandjazz] Re: Full Moon Phenomena - Lunacy & Jazz

[Burt Wilson]

STeve--
I think YOUR LATEST POST is proof of the full-moon theory :-)
Burt


> [Original Message]
> From: Stephen Barbone <barbonestreet at earthlink.net>
> To: <futurecon at earthlink.net>
> Cc: Janie McCue Lynch <janie51 at socal.rr.com>; Dixieland Jazz Mailing List
<dixielandjazz at ml.islandnet.com>
> Date: 11/10/03 8:43:34 AM
> Subject: Re: Full Moon Phenomena - Lunacy & Jazz
>
> Burt Wilson wrote in answer to the question: "Do you have proof that
there is
> indeed "lunacy" after a full moon."
>
> > Check any police blotter after a full moon.
>
> Which, of course not being proof, begs the question.
>
> Actually the checking of police blotters after a "full moon" has proven
time
> and again that there is no correlation between the full moon and
extraordinary
> police activity. That is not likely to change unless they catch the wolf
man.
>
> Better to check the relationship between extraordinary police activity
and Jazz
> Concerts, or in areas where there are Jazz Clubs. This will no doubt
prove that
> "jazz music" is the root cause of lunacy.
>
> Further investigation will no doubt prove that Jazz Societies are really
cults
> run by zealots whose Monads have mutated. Their express purpose is to
drive
> members and fans to lunatic asylums where their collective essence is
siphoned
> off and stored by the ghost of Ms. Blavatsky and her followers. (Those
ghosts
> being exemplified by the Canadians who claimed a human clone about 6
months
> ago, remember them?)
>
> Then, one day, the ODJB using that essence as a pathway, will return to
earth
> in living form and Nick LaRocca Sr. will proclaim the truth. All other
forms of
> jazz, false icons and their followers will be destroyed in a cauldron of
flames
> and destruction following a series of earthquakes caused by their own
failure
> to heed the Theosophical truth.
>
> Remember, you heard it here first.
>
> Cheers,
> Steve Barbone
>