[Dixielandjazz] The whole world sucks

[Bill Gunter]

Hi all,

Barrett Deems is credited with the saying:  "The whole world sucks".
>
>No doubt derived from his scholarly treatise on the falsity of Newton's 
>claim that
>gravity exists. The complete Deems theory to why we all don't fly off into 
>outer
>space is:
>
>"There is no gravity, the world sucks."

This is, of course, an oxymoron. Gravity IS the sucking of the world on 
every object in its vicinity. Hence it makes no sense to say "the whole 
world doesn't suck, it sucks."

Cheers,

Bill "I don't care if the world sucks, I still dig it" Gunter
jazzboard at hotmail.com

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