[Dixielandjazz] dancing / nature calls!!!!

Sat, 4 Jan 2003 23:23:15 EST

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In a message dated 1/4/03 2:24:17 PM Central Standard Time, Jazzjerry@aol.com 
writes:

> This comment reminds me of an experience back in the dim past when I was 
> invited to a private 'river boat shuffle' on the River Thames in London 
> organised by a large of nurses from Great Ormond Street Childrens' 
> Hospital. 
> The band included Keith Smith on trumpet / leader, Sammy Rimington on reeds 
> 
> and Barry Martyn as drummer. The event commenced at Westminster Pier at 
> around 10.30 pm and was due to last till about 3 or 4 am depending on 
> everyone's stamina given that the females on the boat outnumbered the males 
> 
> by about three to one. Not being a musician I attended as the bands roadie 
> /gofer which was the excuse to gate-crash. The musicians and myself had had 
> a 
> few drinks before the gig and purchased a couple of crates of ale to take 
> with us. Howver the nursing fraternity was very considerate in its 
> provision 
> of food and drink for all party goers and musos alike.
> 
> However it was only a small boat which had no provision of 'heads' for the 
> use of either sex but this was considered not to be too much of a problem 
> as 
> we were informed by the organisers that there were plans to stop at 
> Battersea 
> or some other waterside facility. However after about two hours sailing up 
> river bladders were beginning to reach the point where emptying facilities 
> were required. The ship's 'Captain' was asked when the promised stop was to 
> 
> happen to which he replied that owing to previous complaints from riverside 
> 
> residents about noisy revellers on previous late night river parties 
> stopping 
> anywhere had been forbidden and everybody would have to do the best they 
> could. For the gentlemen on the boat this did not prove too much of a 
> problem 
> except that the only suitable down-wind place to stand was behind the band 
> with back to the audience which caused a certain amount of hilarity amongst 
> 
> the girls sitting or standing around the front of the band. Honours became 
> even some time later when the girls finally had to obey the calls of 
> nature. 
> For physicall reasons they were unable to perform in the same way as the 
> gents and even more hilarity was caused by their efforts to be discrete 
> which 
> sitting in a row on the gunwhale behind the band which played manfully on 
> given that by this time all inhibitions had been severely reduced by the 
> flow 
> of ale and other alcoholic beverages.
> 
> ROFLMAO       thanks

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<HTML>In a message dated 1/4/03 2:24:17 PM Central Standard Time, Jazzjerry@aol.com writes: 
 
 
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">This comment reminds me of an experience back in the dim past when I was 
invited to a private 'river boat shuffle' on the River Thames in London 
organised by a large of nurses from Great Ormond Street Childrens' Hospital. 
The band included Keith Smith on trumpet / leader, Sammy Rimington on reeds 
and Barry Martyn as drummer. The event commenced at Westminster Pier at 
around 10.30 pm and was due to last till about 3 or 4 am depending on 
everyone's stamina given that the females on the boat outnumbered the males 
by about three to one. Not being a musician I attended as the bands roadie 
/gofer which was the excuse to gate-crash. The musicians and myself had had a 
few drinks before the gig and purchased a couple of crates of ale to take 
with us. Howver the nursing fraternity was very considerate in its provision 
of food and drink for all party goers and musos alike. 
 
However it was only a small boat which had no provision of 'heads' for the 
use of either sex but this was considered not to be too much of a problem as 
we were informed by the organisers that there were plans to stop at Battersea 
or some other waterside facility. However after about two hours sailing up 
river bladders were beginning to reach the point where emptying facilities 
were required. The ship's 'Captain' was asked when the promised stop was to 
happen to which he replied that owing to previous complaints from riverside 
residents about noisy revellers on previous late night river parties stopping 
anywhere had been forbidden and everybody would have to do the best they 
could. For the gentlemen on the boat this did not prove too much of a problem 
except that the only suitable down-wind place to stand was behind the band 
with back to the audience which caused a certain amount of hilarity amongst 
the girls sitting or standing around the front of the band. Honours became 
even some time later when the girls finally had to obey the calls of nature. 
For physicall reasons they were unable to perform in the same way as the 
gents and even more hilarity was caused by their efforts to be discrete which 
sitting in a row on the gunwhale behind the band which played manfully on 
given that by this time all inhibitions had been severely reduced by the flow 
of ale and other alcoholic beverages. 
 
ROFLMAO&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; thanks</HTML>

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