[Dixielandjazz] need a few lead sheets - thanks

[Richard Broadie]

Hey DJMLers.  I need a little help.  Will somebody please send me lead sheets on the following OKOM songs.

Thanks!


80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper
Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out
All I Want From You (Is Away) 
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? 
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump 
Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
Bubba Shot The Jukebox 
Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter 
Don't Do Anything 'Til I Hear From You
Don't Squeeze My Charmin 
Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love) 
Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi
Do You Love As Good As You Look? 
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life 
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed 
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me 
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares 
Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again 
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? 
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? 
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? 
Tell the Dog to Look Away 
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me 
I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart.
I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf 
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade 
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger 
I Got Through Everything But The Door 
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming 
I Got In At 2 With A "10" And Woke Up At 10 With A "2" 
I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 
I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up 
I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning) 
I Still Miss You Baby...  But My Aim is Getting Better 
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me 
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me) 
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! 
If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You? 
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It 
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me 
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low 
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You 
If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train 
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me 
If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl 
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will 
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? 
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave 
If You Really Loved Me You Would Have Married Somebody Else
If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure 
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy 
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 
I'm going to sit here and drink 'til you're pretty 
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home 
I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail 
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life 
I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey 
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised 
It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison) 
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 
I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral 
I've Had It Up To Here With Love
Jim, I Wore A Tie Today 
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket 
Make Me Late For Work Today 
Make Love To Me Like a TV Preacher
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose 
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy? 
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic.
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 
My Love For You Is Stronger Than Your Breath
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 
Not Tonight, I Have a Heartache
Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You 
Overlonely and Underkissed 
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill 
Pick Me Up On Your Way Down 
Please Bypass This Heart 
Poultry Promenade 
Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer 
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby 
Refried Dreams 
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight 
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft 
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy 
She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas 
She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles 
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty 
She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues) 
Shut the Lid and Flush My Heart
Slipshod Thru the Cowshed With You
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone 
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You 
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me) 
The Pint Of No Return 
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You 
There's an Empty Bunk In the Cathouse Tonight
There's A Tear In My Beer 
These Boots Were Meant For Lickin'
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out 
Trainwreck Of Emotion 
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart 
Waitin' In Your Welfare Line 
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In 
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In 
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass? 
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone? 
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? 
Why Did You Leave the One You Left Me For? 
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw(J.Buffett) 
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show? 
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too 
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd 
You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life 
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns 
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch 
You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation 
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 
Your Wife's Been Cheatin' On Us


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