[Dixielandjazz] Fw: A Shaggy Bear Story

[gary]

Listmates,
   Since the list seems to have gotten completely off track anyway here's a little jocularity to make your day. However if jokes are not your thing just go ahead and delete.
    Gary Wallbridge


Subject: A Shaggy Bear Story


This is better if you read italoud.... 

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on 
the bar with his paw and demands a beer. 

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars 
in Billings." 

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. 

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to 
belligerent bears in bars in Billings." 

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going 
to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." 

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully 
bears in bars in Billings." 

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He 
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. 

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully 
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." 

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." 


.........You're gonna love this.......... 


The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." 


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